Thursday May 5th
{“You’re leaving on a jet plane…Don’t know when you’ll be back again...”}
4.35pm: THE Auntie Danielle and THE Miss Maddie DUO are LEAVING from {on FLIGHT 4642 via Delta} Portland to Salt Lake City {I think Utah?} I’m sure with matching luggage to those travel outfits that yes are comfy but very fabulous of course… and also I’m sure 45 mins behind schedule. {Don’t say I didn’t give you a head’s up} At around 7.24pm you will both be arriving in the {extremely COLD} city where you have to walk what seems like MILES outdoors to the terminal {note to you: bring a matching jacket to those amazing fabulous {and matching} travel outfits.} Alrighty… girls LISTEN: So after you enter the warmth of the indoors after the FREEZING COLD {Utah?} MILE~long walk: you are going to be looking for: A BOARD THAT SAYS DEPATURES!: Look for DELTA FLIGHT 814 to LOS ANGELES {should be leaving around 8.10pm} : There is going to be a GATE NUMBER! : GO TO THAT CORRESPONDING GATE NUMBER 20mins BEFORE THE DEPARTURE TIME {Again its 8.10pm} {Wow I’m beginning to sound like my mother} And if you did the math I’m sure you’re thinking that’s not a whole lot of time to walk the MILE~long freezing cold stretch, find that sign that says: DEPARTURES, and walk to that gate. {MORAL OF MY RANTING: SKIP THE GIFTSHOPS&GO POTTY ON THE PLANE!} BOARD THE PLANE WHEN THEY TELL YOU TO. Ok if you followed these overly annoying redundant steps… So you should be on the flight and get into LA around 9.11pm. WE WILL MEET YOU AT BAGGAGE CLAIM {Look above you there is a sign with arrows to the spot ;)} AND WE WILL GREET YOU WITH A LITTLE MUNCHKIN {VERY} EXCITED TO SEE HIS AUNITE AND “GIRL~CRUSH”
INTHEMEANTIME…
7.05pm: Mom officially leaving from Medford to LA {on FLIGHT 325 via AllegiantAir}: I’m sure mom arriving to the airport 2 hours before you’re even supposed to be there “just to be safe!” ;) And once she’s on the plane I’m sure she’ll have her {new} iPad 2 in hand {with a double martini in the other} with one of those horrific BrookStone travel neck pillows {and wouldn’t be surprised if she had a matching travel {cheetah} snuggie to go with} With a quiet game of solo scrabble and the soft sound of Kenny G. in the background “Ahh traveling” you will be quietly thinking {Notice how easy these super simple instructions are for mom’s… That’s because I know she has a more detailed itinerary already for this itinerary} We’ll meet you at BAGGAGE CLAIM… MOM: YOU KNOW HOW TO GET THERE! ;)
9.30pm hopefully: WE ARE ALL TOGETHER NOW AT BAGGAGE CLAIM {BAGS IN HAND~IMSUREMOMWILLHAVEACART} AND OFF to ALAMO! For a “practical” {and mom~approved} MID~SIZE!
I’m sure 2.5hours later… WE ARRRIVE AT THE SUPER luxurious Jamaica BAY INN {PULLING UP TO VALLET AND GREETED WITH A CUTE LITTLE GIFT {shh…it’s a surprise!}
Oh and then a good night sleep after hot tub, bed jumping and pillow fights… See you in the morning!
Friday May 6th
{Famous Hollywood sign, a fabulous clothing store named DASH and a cupcake!}
We have a super fun packed day ahead {with lots of options} but to do that we have to: GET UP AND GET GOING EARLY!!!
8.00am {no exceptions} everyone is at our exquisite complimentary breakfast TOGETHER {Hopefully with Aunt Lisa.Taylor.Jordan} sipping mimosas {and virgin mimosas: AKA ORANGE JUICE} All deciding and talking about our options for the day {which are on the following page}
9.00am checked out with bags in car and leaving hotel and off to our crazy amazing and unpredictable adventures of our choice {oxymoron?}
Have a late dinner anywhere and head to San Diego around 7.00pm
Arrive at the Hyatt MissionBay and have a good night sleep after waterslides, {bar}, bed jumping and pillowfights… See you in the morning again!
Saturday May 7th
{Gorgeous&sunny San Diego with BIG whale named Shamu…and maybe a dolphin!}
Again 8.00am {no exceptions} everyone is at our exquisite complimentary breakfast at THE RED MARLIN {together} sipping mimosas {and virgin mimosas: AKA ORANGE JUICE} All deciding and talking about our options for the day {which are the following and a bit fewer than yesterday’s :}
Things to do today:
Take the Hyatt ferry to SeaWorld
SeaWorld SanDiego {free with hotel stay: $20 meal card}
Beach
Pool&Water Slides @hotel
Downtown Gaslamp Dinner
Sailing
Heavenly CupCake
Using auntie Danielle’s discount card @Anthro&Urban
Things to do today in Los Angeles:
Marina del Rey
Vintage Boardwalk Bike Riding {$15 all day/per person}
Sailing {Have no idea}
Hiking {Free}
Calabasas
DASH Clothing boutique {Depends}
Hollywood
Hollywood sign {Free}
Hollywood Blvd. Star Walk {Free}
Chinese Theater {Free}
Madame {something’s} Wax Museum {$25.00}
StarHome Searching {Free}
Universal Studios {$69.99/person and get 2011 for free}
Santa Monica
Santa Monica Pier {Pay to Park}
StarHome Searching {Free}
Downtown
LA Flower Market {Free}
Fashion District {Free}
Walt Disney Concert Hall {Free}
Tar Pits {Have no idea: says “affordable”}
Malibu
StarHome Searching {Free}
Beach {Pay to Park}
Beverly Hills
StarHome Searching {Free}
Rodeo Drive {Depends}
Sprinkles Cupcakes {$2.5}
Sherman Oaks
InvenTORI: Tori spellings {new} Boutique {Depends}
Universal City
InDoor SkyDiving (1000 Universal City Plaza Box 217) {$60/per person}
Sunday May 8th- Mother’s Day
And one more time at 8.00am everyone is at our exquisite complimentary 2011 Mother’s Day breakfast at THE RED MARLIN {together} sipping mimosas {and virgin mimosas: AKA ORANGE JUICE} All chatting about our fabulous Mother’s Day weekend together and loving on our amazing mamas.
10.00am Sadly saying our sappy goodbyes and heading home on our Los Angeles.
1.00pm Off to ALAMO! To return our “practical” {and mom~approved} MID~SIZE!
2.00pm LAX Check-in WITH A LITTLE MUNCHKIN {should be interesting}:
4.24pm: THE Auntie Danielle and THE Miss Maddie DUO are LEAVING from {on FLIGHT 2004 via Delta} Los Angeles to Salt Lake City {I think Utah?} I know with matching luggage to those travel outfits that yes are comfy but very fabulous of course… but on time this time because mom is guiding your every step to your gate trying to keep up with anxious yelling toddler. BOARD THE PLANE WHEN THEY TELL YOU TO At around 7.13pm you will both be arriving in the {extremely COLD} city where you have to walk what seems like MILES outdoors to the other terminal {note to you: bring a matching jacket to those amazing fabulous {and matching} travel outfits.} Alrighty… girls LISTEN: So after you enter the warmth of the indoors after the FREEZING COLD {Utah?} MILE~long walk: you are going to be looking for: A BOARD THAT SAYS DEPATURES!: Look for DELTA FLIGHT 2352 to PORTLAND {should be leaving around 8.00pm} : There is going to be a GATE NUMBER! : GO TO THAT CORRESPONDING GATE NUMBER 20mins BEFORE THE DEPARTURE TIME {Again its 8.00pm} {Wow I’m beginning to sound like my mother again} And if you did the math I’m sure you’re thinking that’s not a whole lot of time to walk the MILE~long freezing cold stretch, find that sign that says: DEPARTURES, and walk to that gate. {MORAL OF MY RANTING: SKIP THE GIFTSHOPS&GO POTTY ON THE PLANE!} Ok if you followed these overly annoying redundant steps… So you should be on the flight and get into P~Town around 8.54pm. And off to home you go! Thanks for a super amazing mini vaca!
INTHEMEANTIME…
4.30pm: Mom officially leaving from LA to Medford {on FLIGHT 324 via AllegiantAir}: I know now mom arriving to the airport 2 hours before you’re even supposed to be there “just to be safe!” ;) But this flight will be MUCH DIFFERENT THAN THE LAST. Oh yes she will have her {new} iPad 2 in hand {but now with a chocolate milk in the other} and now that horrific BrookStone travel neck pillow will have been thrown for the umpteenth time followed with what seems like the millionth overly apologetic look to the {eye roll and annoyed mumble} from the: {couple that has dogs for children because of the very example of you on that plane} And now that quiet game of scrabble with that soft background of Kenny G. will be replaced with the screeching sounds of {WonderPets and Angry Birds} “Argh!!! TRAVELING!!!!” -You will be screaming! {Notice how easy these super simple instructions are for mom’s… That’s because I know if I gave her anymore on her plate right now she would:simply kill me} And off to home you go! Thank you for a super amazing Mother’s Day! I love you so much!
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